I’m happy to announce… it’s THURSDAY. That means it’s almost time to kick back, relax and crack open a Magic Hat.
What? I’m not being sponsored. Relax.
Seriously though, I couldn’t be more excited the weekend is almost here. With summer finally arriving in New York City, I can get my tan on with some margaritas and chill out by the pool. What is this, LA? No, really- this is possible. Probably my most favorite thing to do at this time of year is head up to the deck and hang out with a bunch of friends drinking beer. Or sangria. Or wine. Or Daily’s. Or anything with at least 6% alcohol content. BBQ’ing and telling jokes til it hits sunset then it’s down to the pier where the ice cream man is. I’m telling you, summers in New York are the best thing about this city. Those 9 months are totally worth it.
P.S. I do find it completely appropriate to wear hoochie coochie shorts in the confines of your home-area, including the deck. HA.
P.P.S. I was deathly afraid I was going to fall off the side of the building. Literally, any motion of wind scared the shit out of me. chugs beer
I really can’t tell you how this video came about. I suppose just watch and listen. It’s slightly comical and almost completely self-indulgent. I promise to have more compelling content soon.
Lately, I’ve been obsessing over wearing all white. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been dreaming of going to the Amalfi coast for the summer but I can’t stop wanting to buy/wear all white. I remember growing up that wearing all one color was the tackiest thing to do, even black or white. Now that I’m a mature 25 (HA), clearly I’m all for wearing a monochromatic look.
Are you into it? Do you rock it? I’m curious what real girls think about looking like one big statue of jizz. C’mon, you know I couldn’t do a post without being slightly crude.
Hypothetically of course. This slit is just all kinds of sex. I’m all over it and needed it the moment Tanya showed this to me. I obviously had to add my “Hells Angel” vest because I couldn’t be too girly girl now could I? And originally, this was supposed to be my birthday dress but after realizing this dress was more of a perfect day dress, I opted for one of my vintage pieces for the birthday dress.
On a general note, I’m not a huge fan of snakeskin. Most the time it looks like fake shit and kind of reminds me of Wet Seal body-con dresses being squeezed on a jelly doughnut. BUT not this dress. Hello SEXPOT. The great thing about it is it covers what I’d like but exposes my favorite feature of myself- my legs. Although I’m not leggy, I love my curvy thighs and semi-muscle tone. OH CHEA. Did I really just say chea?
Last night, I posted on Instagram my new About Me page and the response was hysterical. So I decided to share it with you all on the blog, if you so happen decide not to click on ABOUT in the nav bar. :)
As you guys know, I’ve been going through a revamp of my morals for the blog, the site design itself and just the overall look & feel of the site. A new ABOUT ME was definitely required. I mulled over what I wanted my focus to be when you or anyone new comes and reads my site – the one thing that’s consistent, is HONESTY. You readers know I’m always blunt, honest but also never wanting to deceive anyone. I don’t want anyone to come to the blog and think I’m this wholesome little lass. C’mon now, I couldn’t even try. So a very BLUNT and forthcoming about me page was of the utmost importance.
Now that you’ve gotten that little disclaimer, I hope you enjoy and welcome all this cray-cray ness.
Tell me, what do you think of my new About Me? How do you feel about bloggers who aren’t themselves or create a facade of their lives? Let’s chat about HONESTY. :)
