Bali, listen baby, I miss you so much. I miss your warmth and your salty embrace (#thatswhatshesaid).

I wish I could be near you, you beautiful piece of bliss. You’re so saucy and sensuous. I loved roaming your body (of water) and dining out on your fine cliffside bars. I love how you made me feel. Playing with your animals and galavanting in your streets. I had some great times, especially with you and Christina. It was the perfect threesome, the best one I’ve ever had. Christina surfed your waves if you know what I mean and I laid my body on your land. God, I miss you Bali. Your deep blue seas and your widespread beaches. I’d love it if you came to me in cold, old New York City. But alas, you’re a piece of land. And you can’t do that. So for now, I’ll reminisce the times we shared and the memories we made. Christina and I will come visit you soon. Don’t forget us. Well, maybe just don’t forget me. (nudge nudge)

I know you love me more anyway.

Love always your Indonesian-wannabe princess,

Christina