The gloomy weather over the weekend made me glum. My reaction? Wear all black and add a sexy time corset that you snagged at a Frederick’s of Hollywood that you used to manage when you were 19, because that’s suitable.

Surprisingly enough, I wasn’t a tad bit hot in this. I suppose because layering with sexual things like sheer and lace and demi-cupped corsets allow the body to breathe. Not only that but I have on cut-out wedges! C’mon, it’s like a full-body ventilation system. I woke up on the right side of bed this morning. Clearly educated.

My advice to you: Grab your cheekiest, cheapest, sleaziest, jankiest lingerie unit and put it over a black maxi dress. It’s just a huge Tada’ moment for your tatas and your whoo-ha. Bam. Fashionista.

Frederick’s of Hollywood corset (a much more fun & suitable one) | black maxi dress c/o ValRouge | Zara black vest, borrowed from the roomie | random laser cut wedges (cooler & sexier. bitch.) | Milly jeweled bracelet
Photos by the awesome Lydia Hudgens 

Yo. This was a sponsored post. However, just because they pay me, don’t mean I sit pretty. I always write my honest opinion when necessary and never will I represent something I would not purchase/wear myself. Ever. I wouldn’t post if I didn’t believe in the product, despite the pay. I will never persuade you or put a gun to your head to buy. That’s just rude. OH and also illegal. 

  • http://supersonicmagnifique.blogspot.com/ Aimee

    You’re brave! Were you wearing a bra on underneath? I’d feel so nakey! Plus my small little town would be like ohh who invited the skank? These bitches know nothing.

  • Stephanie Liu

    OMG L O L you’re so hilariously crazy in an awesome way!

    ♥♥♥

    HONEY & SILK

  • http://peacelove-melody.blogspot.com/ Melody

    You are brave woman..and hilarious! I almost spit my water out when I got to the last photo. 

  • ThickAndThrifty

    There’s no way in hell I could get away with this but I love it. I want to. I want to.

  • http://www.riamichelle.com Ria Michelle

    Hmmmm I may have to try this with one of my old corsets from my goth days. Though I don’t know if I can pull it off as well as you.