This is all about the sex.
Hypothetically of course. This slit is just all kinds of sex. I’m all over it and needed it the moment Tanya showed this to me. I obviously had to add my “Hells Angel” vest because I couldn’t be too girly girl now could I? And originally, this was supposed to be my birthday dress but after realizing this dress was more of a perfect day dress, I opted for one of my vintage pieces for the birthday dress.
On a general note, I’m not a huge fan of snakeskin. Most the time it looks like fake shit and kind of reminds me of Wet Seal body-con dresses being squeezed on a jelly doughnut. BUT not this dress. Hello SEXPOT. The great thing about it is it covers what I’d like but exposes my favorite feature of myself- my legs. Although I’m not leggy, I love my curvy thighs and semi-muscle tone. OH CHEA. Did I really just say chea?