I can’t believe it’s 2012 already- what the fuck am I doing with my life?

I stopped making resolutions back in 2009 when it stopped being cool correction, when it WAS cool, but I did make me some awesomely awesome goals. My future is stocked full of goals I may or may not conquer within 2012. I won’t share. Why? Cuz I’m selfish like that. BAMMM!

My new years was nothing special- definitely didn’t do the traditional NYE NY celebration. I avoided Times Square or any highly populated area at all costs. I, instead, ran the town with bottles of champagne, hot friends with dead foxes and mustard-colored dresses, sample below. I got entirely too wasted, went home far too early, ate me a hoagie and buffalo bleu chips and drunk dialed. Yup, I’d say awesome.